GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movi